Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup news:
India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in the Asia -Pacific zone
Coach sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has backing of selectors, captain and board....and that they had won a close match against Papua new guinea just 2 yrs ago
Rahul Dravid,the coach of new zealand team said that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the captaincy.
mahender singh dhoni broke ajit agarkars record of most no of conecutive ducks in twenty 20
saurav ganguly, the coach of england feels that the boys need to control their emotions on the field
the current leading man from bollywood brett lee advices ms dhoni to take up acting as well
Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match...and thus they avanged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows ireland
Inzamam ul haq, who was the captain of the losing team and now the present coach said in a press interview that
"Boys plays well...they try hard...inshallah we wins the world cup"
The police arrested 8 ppl for voilence after England and NZ match...
Investigations revealed that these ppl were members of Dravid and Ganguly fan communities on Orkut which have 623241516 and 1265422342 members respectively.
the Indian cricket board led by president Rahul Gandhi has called for an emergency meeting to discuss future course of action ..former players like yuvraj singh, md kaif,vvs laxman and kumble have been invited...coach sehwag and captain Tendulkar will present a report...
vvs laxman today created a new controversy by saying that he expected a written apology from Rahul gandhi for including him in the category of former players....he said that he has improved his fielding and fitness and wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil
Whom to Blame for India's Ugly Exit from World Cup..............!
....Finally got the answer....!
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Refreshing the history,
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Two most powerful personalities one from past history and other from recent history,
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Indira Gandhi
( for creating Bangladesh ) and Hanuman
.... (Not destroying Lanka completely)Vacancies
1) Captain (P-001),
2) Vice Captain (P-002),
3) Coach (P-003) and
4) Team Members (P-004)
Eligibility Criteria
We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket
Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage ….
Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable…..
LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach.
Should be interested in Match-Fixing…
Should be fair and good looking…
MANDATORY: The candidate should possess a certificate from Australian Cricket Board on “ABUSIVE TERMINOLOGY”
Selection Process
1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda) (Candidate must score at least 50 runs)
2. Bowling/Fielding Test (Candidate should not bowl more than 6 wides /no balls in an Over)
3. HR Interview (Will conduct a screen test to see whether the candidate can act in advertisements)
(Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria)
Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored E.g. Dhoni/P-004/ 07 to callforcric@bcci.com
Venue : Shivaji Park, Dadar
Mumbai
Date: 05-Apr-2007
Reference Books:
1) “Aap bhi Batsman ban sakte hein!” by Munaf Patel
2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by Navjot Singh Buddhu
3) “From Losing a match to Murdering a coach“ by Inzamam
5) "The complete cricket manual,A-Z of Cricket and Tricks to flirt fellow commentators" by Mandira
6) How to fix a match? A complete reference –by Dr.Azhar and Jadeja(Retd,Indian Cricket team)....Co edited by Sir Daawood Ibrahim(Specialist in Bookieology from Booking Institute of Cricket,Pakistan)
7) The complete Duck Manual & How to get into the Indian Cricket Team by bribing?- by Ajit Agarkar
8) How,When,Where to Abuse?- by Australian Cricket Team ( Includes 10001 most useful abusive terms by Sir McGrath)
9) The best Advertisements to work on – by Sachin Tendulkar
10) How to abuse your own junior team members?-by Sr.Members,Previous team
Bapuji k
e Teen Bandar : Old Version.To see the new version scroll down.
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Bapuji ke Teen Bandar : New Version.
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